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WARNING: I reblog and like the most random shit, so you best deal with it. Thanks ;)
REMEMBER: Everything happens for a reason... Whether or not that reason is reasonable is beside the point.
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| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
|---|---|
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
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Is it really fuxking weird that the thing I like the most about him is his teeth..